July 2012
I'M FUCKING SICK OF THE OLYMPICS ALREADY AND IT...
Epic TMI Question List:
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?
79. Answer any question that you are asked
Reblog and see what numbers your followers send you!:
oh. wait. don't worry. none of you give two shits...
lol. fuck was i stupid.
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Why the fuck was I not born with a soul-age...
For fuck sake.
I’m not 18, I know I’m not. I don’t ever feel that young, I should be in my early 30s/late 20s. Sigh.
Life would be so much easier, and relationships 100x easier.
How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.
June 2012
Tonight Alive to record new album this fall
cityofpunk:
Tonight Alive have revealed in a new interview they will be entering the studio this fall to start recording their new album. Check out the video interview with Jenna McDougall and Whakaio Taahi below by clicking “Read More”
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Watchnightmare-kisser:
musical-strawberri:
mirasaki:
tunaluka:
OH MY FUCK
Someone needs to make a gif of the part where he whips off his armbands and wig and whips his head back at her.
Forever rebloging anything to do with this amazing video.
CAYLIN
CAYLIN
WHAT IS THIS AMAZING THING.
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i see pictures of you and my heart sinks in the...
Trying to divulge myself into Dragon's Dogma NG+...
But my mind sucks and I can’t even focus without thoughts of you.. It fucking hurts, it hurts so god damn much.
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i suck
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Hey guys;
I dropped my tattoo ideas in at Wildfire today.
So yeah; pretty damn excited.
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: omg what if I actually said something out loud
me: omg what if there is a telepath around here
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god
no idea what im doing.
try to look for another guy - half find him - thoughts race back to you.
thoughts of you fill and overindulge my senses - new guy seems so flawed.
push thoughts aside, see new guy isn’t what i want; only a gap i’m trying to fill asap to avoid being lonely and depressed.
why.
feelings are mutual but just.. why; we can make it work - i promise.
Throw a band in my ask and I will tell you:
First song I ever heard
Favorite song
Favorite album
Favorite member
If I’ve ever seen them live
what the fuck is my brain even doing.
